Humor on the library front

I briefly stopped in to the library to print out some stuff and overheard this loaded question being asked: Do you think business judgment rule is going to be covered on today's final? I remember the prof telling us something about it in class.

While this was funny only because it appeared to be asked in the context of several contracts questions, in which case it probably would not be covered, this panic conversation reminded me of a story that one of my friends told me that he overheard the day before our civ pro final. Two people were supposedly going through the syllabus and one asked the other, "It looks like we covered personal jurisdiction, do you think that's going to be on the final?" Yikes.